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Maybe. Maybe not.

Hey look! It's Pinkie Pie! Why am I writing an info post about Pinkie Pie? You all know Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie is Pinkie Pie. Except, you know, now she's people-shaped. And much younger. And also in possession of a magical crystal necklace that lets her turn sprinkles into highly unstable explosive material.

So, you know. Pinkie Pie.

Okay. Let's try this again.

( Pinkie Pie! )

Questions? Comments? Meeeeeeee?

"Hihihihi, you've reached Pinkie Pie! I'm super-duper busy right now, maybe planning a spectacular shindig or a happening hootenanny or maybe my hands are just covered in frosting. WHO KNOWS. But if you leave your deets after the beep, I'll get back to you super-duper quick!

Or, like, just text me? That's usually easier."

*beep*